"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Jun 3rd - SVSBA Community Band Festival at Carmichael Park
Jul 2nd - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Jul 4th - 2017 July 4th Parade - Grass Valley
Behind Bars Everywhere
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