"Is beer the answer? No! Beer is the question; "YES" is the answer!"
--Capt. Rufus T. Whizbang
Jun 26th - Folsom Hometown Parade
Sep 18th - Crawfish & Catfish Food and Music Festival - Sacramento
Behind Bars Everywhere
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Ophir: EXPOSED! Reviewed in
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