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Jul 1st - 55th Annual Folsom Pro Rodeo Cattle Drive
Jul 4th - 2015 July 4th Parade - Grass Valley
Jul 5th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Behind Bars Everywhere
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Ophir: EXPOSED! Reviewed in
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Someone at "America's Largest Jazz and Ragtime Newspaper" had the nerve to review our DVD. Luckily for us, they had good things to say.
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