"What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers."
--Dave Barry
 
Future Jailbreaks
Aug 8th - Sacramento Midtown Association Second Saturday CANCELED
Aug 29th - Folsom Hometown Parade RESCHEDULED
Sep 19th - Lodi Grape Festival CANCELED
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