"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
--John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
Jul 3rd - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Jul 4th - 2016 July 4th Parade - Nevada City
Sep 2nd - Hot Jazz Jubilee - Sacramento
Behind Bars Everywhere
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Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.
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Ophir: EXPOSED! Reviewed in
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Someone at "America's Largest Jazz and Ragtime Newspaper" had the nerve to review our DVD. Luckily for us, they had good things to say.
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