"My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks straight from the bottle."
--Henny Youngman
Future Jailbreaks
Jun 1st - Jun 2nd - SVSBA Community Band Festival at Carmichael Park 2019
Jun 8th - Sacramento Midtown Association Second Saturday
Jul 4th - 61st Annual Carmichael Elks July Fourth Parade and Celebration
Jul 7th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Aug 10th - 6th Annual Hot August Bites - Citrus Heights
Sep 14th - Galt 150th Anniversary Celebration
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