Welcome to the OPHICIAL Ophir Website. Many new things have been added and many more are on the way. I am one of the inmates here at Ophir Prison. I happen to know my way around the prison computer system so I have built this web site for our band. Feel free to browse around at your own risk.

The Ophir DVD - Ophir:Exposed! Second Edition
available for purchase now!

Ophir Beer Joke of the Day A guy goes into a bar and orders 5 shooters. The bartender asks him,"Geez guy are you okay?" The guy answers, "I just found out my brother is gay." Same guy goes into the same bar a week later and orders 10 shooters. The bartender again asks him, "Are you okay?" Guy awnsers, "I just found out my other brother is gay." Next week guy goes into the bar and orders 15 shooters. "Geez, doesn't anyone in your family like girls?" the bartender asks. "Yes" replies the guy, "my sister." Most Jokes compliments of Ophir and The Beer Joke Page