"And the bartender says to René Descartes, ‘Another beer?’ And Descartes says, ‘I think not,’ and disappears."
--Alfred Bester
Future Jailbreaks
Apr 27th - Lodi Beer Festival
May 15th - 100th Birthday Party Celebration - Roseville
Jun 1st - Jun 2nd - SVSBA Community Band Festival at Carmichael Park 2019
Jul 4th - 61st Annual Carmichael Elks July Fourth Parade and Celebration
Jul 7th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Aug 10th - 6th Annual Hot August Bites - Citrus Heights
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