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Jul 4th - 2015 July 4th Parade - Grass Valley
Jul 5th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Jul 31st - Solano County Fair Parade and Concert
Sep 4th - Hot Jazz Jubilee - Sacramento
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