"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
--Jack Handy
 

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October 28, 2018

At this time, Ophir Prison can not the information you would like to view.

The Ophir Prison web site is experiencing technical difficulties, were pretty sure an Ophir inmate was drinking too much and messed soemthing up.

We are actively working to find the inmate, quiz him and fix the problem.

Check back later today to see if we fixed the problem.

Other parts of the web site are up and working, especially the store, feel free to browse then buy our fine merchandise.

Rufus T. Whizbang


Broken as of: October 27, 2018 noon
 
 
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