"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
--Frank Zappa


October 28, 2018

At this time, Ophir Prison can not the information you would like to view.

The Ophir Prison web site is experiencing technical difficulties, were pretty sure an Ophir inmate was drinking too much and messed soemthing up.

We are actively working to find the inmate, quiz him and fix the problem.

Check back later today to see if we fixed the problem.

Other parts of the web site are up and working, especially the store, feel free to browse then buy our fine merchandise.

Rufus T. Whizbang

Broken as of: October 27, 2018 noon
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