Polo Shirts
NEW!! The Polo shirts have arrived.
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T-Shirts
DVDs
The New Ophir DVD - Behind Bars Everywhere! Click here for more info.
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The Ophir DVD - Ophir Exposed! Click here for more info.
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T-Shirts
License Plate Frame
Ophir Travel Mug
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Buttons / Pins
Back In The Slammer CD
Back in the Slammer, released May 2003. The Band's sophomore (or should that be sophomoric) CD offering, featuring 22 tracks recorded in a studio setting. This time, the band tried several new approaches. Among them: Actually reading the music Setting down beer cans before playing, rather than trying to balance them atop the instruments Playing the same piece of music at the same time.
Jailbreak CD
Jailbreak, released May 2001. 18 Brilliant tracks from your favorite group of inmates, recorded live with even less quality control than usual.
Info
To obtain your very own merchandise item from the Ophir Prison Marching Kazoo Band and Temperance Society, LMTD., please send email to Rufus T. Whizbang (our Dum Major) at rufus@ophirprison.com . He will quote you the most recent price for any and/or all of your selections, including shipping and handling. Once you receive your price quotation, send a check or money order (made out to Ophir Prison Band) for however much he says to: Ophir Prison Band PO Box 94 Folsom, CA 95763-0094. Sorry, we are unable to accept credit cards, inmates keep copying them. Assuming we can keep the inmates out of solitary confinement, your merchandise will be promptly sent to the address of your choice. If you would like to make an additional contribution to the Band, please add it to the amount of your merchandise. Rest assured that all profits made from the sale of our stuff (and any additional contributions) go directly to the Ophir Prison Halfway House... that, of course, is for girls that won't go all the way! Thank you for your support and please be sure to sign our guestbook. And... spoken from the bottom of our hearts, UP YOURS!