ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.
	ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.
	ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.
	ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
	ALIAS: BIG MAC Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.