ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.
	ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.
	ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
	ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.
	ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.