ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.
	ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.
	ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.
	ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.
	ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.