ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.
	ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.
	ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
	ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.
	ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.