ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.
	ALIAS: BOSS Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.
	ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
	ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.
	ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.