Most Wanted

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: BIG DOG Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: SCOOTER Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.