"Here's to a long life and a merry one; A quick death and an easy one; A pretty girl and a true one; A cold beer, and another one."
--Lewis Henry
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE

Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: BLEWIT

Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.

ALIAS: MUFF

Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.



 
 
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