ALIAS: LIPSWanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song. ALIAS: BIG DOGWanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone. ALIAS: El VezWanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm. ALIAS: FIVECOTTWanted for playing piano on a trumpet. ALIAS: FLATTOPWanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.