Most Wanted

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.