Most Wanted

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: BRA_MAN Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: SCOOTER Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: SAX MANIAC Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.