| ||ALIAS: LIPS |
Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.
| ||ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT |
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
| ||ALIAS: DORK |
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.
| ||ALIAS: MELLO |
Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.