"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
--Ernest Hemingway
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: TOOL

Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.



 
 
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