| ||ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT |
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.
| ||ALIAS: TSTS |
Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.
| ||ALIAS: SAX MANIAC |
Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.
| ||ALIAS: RIMSHOT |
Wanted for marching to his own drummer.
| ||ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE |
Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.