"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it."
--Anonymous
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: BRA_MAN

Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: SCOOTER

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: SAX MANIAC

Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.



 
 
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