"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
--Dave Barry
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: El Vez

Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.

ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: HARDTIME

Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.



 
 
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