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Most Wanted
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Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song. |  | ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS. |  | ALIAS: BOXMAN
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone. |  | ALIAS: DORK
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk. |  | ALIAS: MELLO
Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets. |
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