"God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: LIPS

Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: IGOR

Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.



 
 
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