Most Wanted

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.