Most Wanted

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: BIG MAC Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.