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Most Wanted
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Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS. |  | ALIAS: NILKNARF
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation. |  | ALIAS: BONER
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths. |  | ALIAS: HARDTIME
Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute. |  | ALIAS: BENDER
Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up. |
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