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--Washington Irving
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: TOOL

Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: LIPS

Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.



 
 
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