Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: BONER Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.