| ||ALIAS: BONER |
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.
| ||ALIAS: HARDTIME |
Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
| ||ALIAS: NILKNARF |
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
| ||ALIAS: Y-NOT |
Wanted for soliciting a french hor...n.