"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
--Benjamin Franklin
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: HARDTIME

Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: Y-NOT

Wanted for soliciting a french hor...n.



 
 
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