| ||ALIAS: BOSS |
Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.
| ||ALIAS: IGOR |
Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.
| ||ALIAS: BIG MAC |
Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.
| ||ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT |
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.
| ||ALIAS: LIPS |
Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.