| ||ALIAS: AXEL |
Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.
| ||ALIAS: NILKNARF |
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
| ||ALIAS: BRA_MAN |
Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
| ||ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT |
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.