| ||ALIAS: BIG DOG |
Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.
| ||ALIAS: MELLO |
Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.
| ||ALIAS: NILKNARF |
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
| ||ALIAS: AXEL |
Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.
| ||ALIAS: BOSS |
Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.