"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
--W.C. Fields
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: LIPS

Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: MELLO

Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.



 
 
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