Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: BIG DOG Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.