Most Wanted

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: Y-NOT Wanted for soliciting a french hor...n.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.