"Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder."
--Anonymous
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: MELLO

Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: AXEL

Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: BOSS

Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.



 
 
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