| ||ALIAS: FIVECOTT |
Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.
| ||ALIAS: BONER |
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.
| ||ALIAS: El Vez |
Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.
| ||ALIAS: TSTS |
Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.
| ||ALIAS: TOOL |
Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.