Most Wanted

ALIAS: BOSS Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: IGOR Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.

ALIAS: BIG MAC Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.