Most Wanted

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.