Most Wanted

ALIAS: RIMSHOT Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: DORK Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: BOSS Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.