ALIAS: BOXMANWanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone. ALIAS: NILKNARFWanted for jaywalking while marching in formation. ALIAS: LIPSWanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song. ALIAS: LOCKDOWNWanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license. ALIAS: IGORWanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.