"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
--Ernest Hemingway
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FIVECOTT

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: MELLO

Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.



 
 
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