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--Washington Irving
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: HARP

Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: BOSS

Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.



 
 
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