Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: SAX MANIAC Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.