Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: BOSS Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.