"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: MUFF

Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.



 
 
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