"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean... against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."
--Anonymous
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: MELLO

Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: FLATTOP

Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.



 
 
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