"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
--Jack Handy
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FIVECOTT

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: BLEWIT

Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.

ALIAS: AXEL

Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.



 
 
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