Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: IGOR Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.