| ||ALIAS: TOOL |
Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
| ||ALIAS: LOCKDOWN |
Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.
| ||ALIAS: TSTS |
Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.
| ||ALIAS: BIG DOG |
Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.