Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.