"You can never buy beer, you just rent it."
--Archie Bunker
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: AXEL

Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: BRA_MAN

Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.



 
 
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