| ||ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE |
Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.
| ||ALIAS: DORK |
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.
| ||ALIAS: BLEWIT |
Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.
| ||ALIAS: MUFF |
Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.