Most Wanted

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.