"I drink with impunity... or anyone else who invites me."
--W.C. Fields
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: SAX MANIAC

Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE

Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.



 
 
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