Most Wanted

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT Wanted for marching to his own drummer.

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.