Most Wanted

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: ROOSTER Wanted for unlawful possession of controlled instrument.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: BIG MAC Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.