| ||ALIAS: RIMSHOT |
Wanted for marching to his own drummer.
| ||ALIAS: HARP |
Wanted for practicing music without a license.
| ||ALIAS: DORK |
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.
| ||ALIAS: BOSS |
Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.
| ||ALIAS: BOXMAN |
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.