"Payday came and with it beer."
--Rudyard Kipling
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FIVECOTT

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: El Vez

Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: TOOL

Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.



 
 
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