Most Wanted

ALIAS: BIG DOG Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: DORK Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: El Vez Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.