"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
--Kaiser Wilhelm
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: Y-NOT

Wanted for soliciting a french hor...n.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: MELLO

Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.



 
 
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