"A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation."
--William Blake

Most Wanted

ALIAS: WILFORD

Wanted for using a schoolgirl as a tuba mute.

ALIAS: Y-NOT

Wanted for soliciting a french hor...n.

ALIAS: BIG MAC

Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.

ALIAS: FLATTOP

Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

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