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Most Wanted


ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: FLATTOP

Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: El Vez

Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.



 
 
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