| ||ALIAS: IGOR |
Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.
| ||ALIAS: DORK |
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.
| ||ALIAS: BONER |
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.
| ||ALIAS: SAX MANIAC |
Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.
| ||ALIAS: RIMSHOT |
Wanted for marching to his own drummer.