Most Wanted

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: BRA_MAN Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.