"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
--John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: NILKNARF

Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: HARDTIME

Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: BENDER

Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.



 
 
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