ALIAS: BIG DOGWanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone. ALIAS: RIMSHOTWanted for marching to his own drummer. ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLATWanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS. ALIAS: MUFFWanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up. ALIAS: DORKWanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.