Most Wanted

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: BIG DOG Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.