"It's a fair wind that blew men to ale."
--Washington Irving
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: TOOL

Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: LIPS

Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: HARDTIME

Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: BIG DOG

Wanted for unlawfully wire tapping a (sousa)phone.

ALIAS: SCOOTER

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.



 
 
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