| ||ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT |
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.
| ||ALIAS: NILKNARF |
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.
| ||ALIAS: BONER |
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.
| ||ALIAS: HARDTIME |
Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.
| ||ALIAS: BENDER |
Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.