Most Wanted

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: DORK Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: MELLO Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.