Most Wanted

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: BONER Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: El Vez Wanted on 2 counts of impersonating someone with rhythm.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.