"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
--W.C. Fields
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: BOSS

Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: IGOR

Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.

ALIAS: BIG MAC

Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT

Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.

ALIAS: LIPS

Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.



 
 
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