| ||ALIAS: TOOL |
Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.
| ||ALIAS: LIPS |
Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.
| ||ALIAS: BENDER |
Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.
| ||ALIAS: BONER |
Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.
| ||ALIAS: AXEL |
Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.