"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
--Anonymous
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FLATTOP

Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: BOXMAN

Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE

Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: IGOR

Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.

ALIAS: AXEL

Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.



 
 
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