"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
--Oscar Wilde
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: IGOR

Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard.

ALIAS: DORK

Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.

ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: SAX MANIAC

Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe.

ALIAS: RIMSHOT

Wanted for marching to his own drummer.



 
 
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