| ||ALIAS: FIVECOTT |
Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.
| ||ALIAS: LOCKDOWN |
Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.
| ||ALIAS: RIMSHOT |
Wanted for marching to his own drummer.
| ||ALIAS: MELLO |
Wanted by the ASPCA for extreme cruelty to (trum)pets.
| ||ALIAS: NILKNARF |
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.