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As seen on the bathroom wall in cell block 4...
15 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
- When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
- A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath
- You don't have to wine and dine a beer
- If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
- Hangovers go away
- When you're finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
- A beer always goes down easy
- You can share a beer with your friends
- Beer is always wet
- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
- A frigid beer is a good beer
- You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty
- You can enjoy a beer all month long
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