"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
--Homer Simpson
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: TOOL

Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: BONER

Wanted for attempting to drink a circle of fifths.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN

Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: FIVECOTT

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: BIG MAC

Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.



 
 
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