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Name: Grabster
From: Cellblock G
Time: 2002-05-20 10:59:25
Comments: Hey... I was practicing the lyrics for Allegaroo..... I've got the lyrics list here in front of me... but can't find the part about "tying the runt in a knot". Is it really there or were you guys just making it up as you went along??

Name: Rus
From: Tuba Hell
Time: 2002-05-03 17:34:57
Comments: OK wiseguys, make fun of my accordion will you? Go ahead, yuck it up. Ordinarilly, I wouldn't glorify your pathetic attempt at comedy with a retort, but... There once was a guy with a sqeeze-box, An accordion most buxom and fit. With so much to squeeze, Makes one weak in the knees. For it plays like a gargantuan tit.

Name: Scott "Ophir Prison Stud" Skinner
From: Way Out There
Time: 2002-05-01 19:34:16
Comments: With the band 1975 to 1978? I drink I was thunk then, so i can't remember okay? Jeeze i'm only one person!!!! I played tenor drum then, sometimes a cymbal. Then another drink o' beer. Wow, 24 years ago!! And one long drink!! Anyway, the true confidential story about me can be had via Rufus. Long time no see, so like, "Hi".

Name: Tiko
From: The Doghouse
Time: 2002-04-22 09:55:04
Comments: Hey, Rus -- What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline? A: You're supposed to take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Name: Cagy
From: Ophir Prison
Time: 2002-04-08 16:16:11
Comments: Hey, who is this "Gloria" person, and why are we always singing about her beard? You know the song: "Gloria's, Gloria's, Gloria's, Gloria's, Gloria's, Gloria's beard." Sounds kinda scary, if ya' ask me...

Name: Lenny Sundermeyer
From: Costa Mesa CA
Time: 2002-03-29 19:44:54
Comments: Did you ever do time with my wayward relatives Jake E. (Joliet Jake)Blues or Elwood J. Blues?

Name: Marian
Time: 2002-03-17 18:45:32
Comments: Hi Ken, I finally got around to looking at you guy's web site. pretty cool. Looking forward to seeing you at some of your performances. See you at work.

Name: Lola
From: Another World, Baby !
Time: 2002-02-21 22:06:35
Comments: Why don't you have any pics of CURLY on your web site? He sure is a good lookin inmate ! Bring on MORE CURLY in 2002 !!!

Name: Kenneth Lay, former Chairman
Website: Enron Corporation
From: Houston, TX
Time: 2002-02-15 15:31:20
Comments: Hey, do y'all ever need a substitute Dum Major? I have a lot of experience leadin' a band of criminals, and there's a chance I may be sharin' a cell with one of ya' later this decade. What do ya' think? I promise you won't be mislead... Okay, now I'm pleadin'...

Name: Kakio
From: Way beyond Cool, Ca
Time: 2002-01-27 11:58:06
Comments: vp vp vp voop, vp vp vp voop, vp vp vp voop voop voop voop voop. That is the dance of the wax paper pipers! Please learn it and play it for my birthday! Vy, vy!

Name: Bonnie Castleberry
From: Originally from Sac, El Dorado County currently
Time: 2001-12-29 17:45:49

Name: Irv Mazur
From: my mother and father
Time: 2001-11-21 16:49:02
Comments: Had a great time at rehearsal last Sunday. Wild and crazy bunch of guys and outstanding musicians!!Only problem, laughed too much and my face hurts. I know, it's killing every one else!! That's it. Excited about playing with this group!

Name: Kathleen
From: England
Time: 2001-09-10 20:37:36
Comments: Thanks for a brilliant performance at Nevada City 9/9/2001. WE met again at the Mine Shaft - great fun! Hope to see you all again sometme. Good Luck.

Name: banner gril [ connie ]
Time: 2001-09-10 16:18:42
Comments: hey u guy's ROCK in sac. it was so fun seeing u all at the parade {9.10.01} hope u call me when u knead at banner girl. so do what all the people say drink more beer

Name: Choo
Time: 2001-09-08 22:30:30
Comments: It tough being paroled on the "outside". Please, "Open the doors, let me in"

Name: Lori Massey
From: Ohio
Time: 2001-08-05 19:19:48

Name: Janice D. (East) Jones
Time: 2001-07-30 17:31:09
Comments: Signing in so Ben aka Tink Tink will know I was here* Jan

Name: Connie
From: vacaville,cali
Time: 2001-07-02 12:19:41
Comments: hey guy's. it's me Connie(ur banner girl)im just wrighting to say it was really fun yestrday with u.. call me when u are going some where when u nead us so me and my sister can help(been i don t know if brandi is going to come...)ok u guy's rock .keep it real.. love always Connie ur benner girl 2001

Name: Alan Burgess
From: New Zealand
Time: 2001-06-30 00:26:23
Comments: Lucky enough to be back in the states at Sacramento jazz festival time, (2001) and caught your perfomances. Would have to say it was the highlight of our visit to the festival. Great entertainment and a pleasure to see people who dont take life too seriously, but have the talent to share. Hope to see you still going strong on our next trip. Alan B.

Name: Bill Bua
From: Sacramento, BABY!!!
Time: 2001-06-28 15:17:08
Comments: Just want to let the band know that each and every one of you played very well during this year's Jubilee. We may be a drinking band with a marching problem, but we're a legitimate, high energy, competent band. As I walked the streets of Old Sacramento, I was stopped by many who said that we were not just a gimicky band anymore. We have crossed the threshold and are now one of the top bands in the whole festival. I am SO proud to be in this band. And, I am proud of the hard work that each of you had contributed to make it happen. I especially want to thank John Clevenger, Neil, and all section leaders for their diligent work. Though I have played with many great bands through my 21 years of festivals, this is now the best one I have ever played with. But, more importantly, this band is the most fun. I look forward to playing in the band this summer (when I don't have pay gigs). Just because I'm not there in body, doesn't mean that I'm not there in spirit. Good luck on July 1st, and I hope to make as many gigs as possible this summer. See all you guys soon. By the way, UP YOURS! William Bua

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